★ Welcome to ★

Welcome into my anachronistic domain - a digital blend of the old intertwined with the new.

Within this realm of cyberspace you can marvel at the beauty of gifs older than me within a webpage that is no longer plagued by the rot of deprecated tags.

Many things here are interactable, and may lead to something new...

Click around and explore!

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The web is finite and yet we will never see it all.

09/08/2024	Fixed some YouTube links erroneously being timestamped
06/08/2024	Added the site itself Tweaked some flairs on text
04/08/2024	Fixed broken link on a stamp
03/08/2024	Fixed the missing scripts for randomised cursors on several pages
28/07/2024	Cleaned up site following rewrite yesterday Made tweaks to alt text and titles that matter to literally no one Forcing myself to put a pause on the site and do literally anything else
27/07/2024	Winner of the “rewrote the entire site again from scratch award” Completely new layout using grid, which is much more responsive Fonts used are now contained within the website for consistent display across all browsers Animated the background Countless minor changes everywhere else Added dedicated page for buttons, stamps, etc. Tweaked about sections NOTE: Some older update logs may now be outdated and not reflect the current site contents
22/07/2024	Added dinkus jr. Fixed the fact I literally forgot to name Barry's third child
22/07/2024	Added Scripulous Fingore Added Barry, 63 Added backgrounds to hidden pages Added one (1) new blinkie Added some more stamps to about page Added some more badges to about page Added a new button marquee Added two (2) new gallery items Added a new blinkie marquee
21/07/2024	Minor site rewrite (some unnoticeable visual changes) to clean up the HTML and CSS because I'm coder-brained and need it to feel efficient Refined update log (changes are now shown in lists and the dates have a bit of flair) Friend buttons and stamps are now contained using flexbox, which removes the small underline created by whitespace Added a memorial Tweaked welcome section to better incentivise clicking stuff, it's like half the schtick. Added 404 page Added THE TRUTH. Added a few more things to click on the homepage, go mental.
20/07/2024	Images that contain hyperlinks now scale on hover Rewrote about sections Changed about me icon Changed water texture on fish page (it's now animated!) Fixed link on my button (still had the old url set) Changed my button (again) Tweaked media query so margins between sections were more consistent Added hyperlinks to more stamps
19/07/2024	Added 130 (with a few interactable) stamps to the about page Added badges to the about page Added more ads to the links page
18/07/2024	THE FISH IS BACK!!!! Added horse plinko Added fireworks Made navbar stick at top of screen Added background to navbar Extended homepage with moon phases and ads Added ads to the links page Fun fact, 67.7 KB of the site is now dedicated to the titles set on horse plinko.
17/07/2024	Added links section, which includes useful links related to web development and fun links.
16/07/2024	Added mobile compatibility, achieved with a media query and utilising grid layout on flairs over flexbox Updated gallery Cleaned up CSS
15/07/2024	Added guestbook Fixed typo that prevented custom cursors from appearing (NeoCities is case-sensitive on filepaths apparently)
14/07/2024	Current iteration of the site uploaded.
24/06/2024 - 10/07/2024	Old versions of the site written, which involved a lot of total rewrites and redesigns and experimenting with what I'd learned from the previous iteration
~6200BCE	Doggerland, an area in Northern Europe that used to connect Great Britain to continental Europe, was flooded for the last time following the Storegga submarine landslide.
~259Ma	The Permian-Triassic extinction event resulted in the extinction of 81% of marine species and 70% of terrestrial vertebrate species.
~520Ma	The first trilobites appeared and went on to become one of the most successful arthropods of all time.
4.54Ga-1996	Decided to make a website in this interval.

A forever growing interconnected web consumes our planet with millions of miles of wire. Where there is no true end to anything.

[WARNING: This can happen]

New Features

Music
Requires either paying for premium or utilising an external method.
Games?
Listen if I could somehow figure out how to put minesweeper in this it would be a bloody miracle.

Improvements

Set up cursor trail locally
Currently it gets loaded from its GitHub source, but if that ever goes down I want the trail to run locally
Improve about page
Add some flairs to it since it looks incredibly boring
General cleanup
I pushed the rewrite out since I wanted to take a break, but there's still a few tweaks I need to make.

The commodification of the net is an unending tragedy.

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✯ GREATEST MOON EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! ✯

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